Weird, and Messed-up Porn Sites Reviewed
Not to say that other porn sites aren't fun- Here's some stuff you didn't know was on the Web.
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10/10
14.95/month
29.95/quarterly
No TrialWe recently revisited Beautiful Agony and are happy to report the content has continued to expand. The material here is not to be classified as porn so much as an erotic, personal, and real experience. Beautiful Agony, "faces of le petit mort," is on ... more
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10/10
Free Demo!
The whole porn screensaver thing found us a bit skeptical when we first downloaded our adorable animated desktop companions. However, endless hours of slightly naughty but socially acceptable adult entertainment have followed. The adult screensaver ... more
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10/10
7.95/month
Punk Porn diva Joanna Angel produced and stars in director Doug ("Punk Rock Holocaust") Sakmann's thirty-minute featurette, Repenetrator, a porno parody of Stuart Gordon's 80s schlocker, Reanimator, itself a parody of the Roger Corman 60s spatter pic ... more
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10/10
34.99/month
84.99/quarterly
No TrialReal Punting has nothing to do with football, be it American or English. Punting is, in English vernacular, the fine art of paid whoring, call girls, rent-a-cunt etc. This site is both a great reality porn site and also quite an inducement to get on ... more
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10/10
21.95/month
42.95/quarterly
No TrialIf women wrestling in mud and oil gives you a stiffy, then you're sure to enjoy Ultimate Surrender, in which naked chicks wrestle themselves into face sitting, forced licking, and anal toy insertions. "The Crimson Ninja" is either very ... more
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9/10
24.95/month
1.95/3 daysAmerican Daydreams is a fantastic and much appreciated addition to the Naughty America network of porn sites. Here the producers do not confine themselves to just milfs or college hijinks, but instead let their great imaginations for storylines and t ... more
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9/10
27.97/month
59.95/quarterly
No TrialBoy Girl Bang sells itself as reality site, but there are far too many clues to know these are hookers and not a MILF they picked up at a Vegas casino or a young thing waiting for a bus. Still, these girls are fresh and most are brand-spanking new t ... more
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9/10
29.95/month
No TrialFrom the creators of I Shot Myself and Beautiful Agony, I Feel Myself is another interesting work where no "faking" is allowed. Balancing on the line between erotica and porn, this amateur solo masturbation material is a winner. A full step above ... more
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9/10
24.95/month
1.95/3 Day Limited TrialYou can hear mention of Mr. Skin, "the celebrity nude expert", just about everywhere these days, including on morning drive-time radio and television news reports, and there's a good reason: Mr. Skin is one of the best entertainment sites on the web. ... more
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9/10
24.95/month
1.95/3-Day TrialNaughty Office is an excellent "reality" site and is produced by Naughty America, which is also responsible for our pick My Friend's Hot Mom and the excellent So Cal Coeds, both of which are included in your membership. Naughty Office now contain ... more
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9/10
21.95/month
No TrialHal's a bass player in the Tampa area who is living every guy's dream. Each night, he goes to bars, starts buying drinks, and talks chicks of every color and variety to come on back to his place for some videotaped XXX action. I know it sounds like a ... more
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8/10
Adult DVD Marketplace is an eBay-type concept that brings together buyers and sellers of both new and used adult DVDs. Like eBay, or more like Half.com, buyers and sellers register to do business in this semi-unique forum. We would guess that the cre ... more
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8/10
19.95/month
No TrialThis really is extreme fine art to those who sport wood for anal masturbation and anal gaping. Around 20 models, including porn star Taylor Rain, are presented in entirely original, high-res still and gonzo style video. Weekly video conferencing with ... more
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8/10
18.99/month
32.99/quarterly
4.95/5 Day TrialSir Rodney would tout Alex Firestone's personal and original erotic Internet adventures as the penultimate amateur porn site, except after years of perfecting his site and, significantly, his lifestyle, Alex isn't really an amateur anymore. By ste ... more
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8/10
12.95/month
No TrialMikey and Mandy's Porn Emporium is like the web hitchhiker's guide to porn. Much of the offerings here consist mostly of "borrowed" material from other sites with the editors' commentary. However, there is a genuine effort made to find material that ... more
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8/10
24.95/month
1.95/3 Day TrialNaughty Country Girls brings the farmer’s daughter fantasy to life. If hot pornstars dressed in straw cowboy hats, cowboy boots, and a pair of Daisy Dukes gets your cock crowing, then you might want to pony up for a membership.
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8/10
24.95/month
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1.95/3 Day TrialAnother of Naughty America's fantasy sites, Naughty Rich Girls invites you to imagine what it’s like to be a boy-toy of a rich bitch. If you want to play in the penthouse or limo, be prepared to bring your A-game...these rich broads won’t settle for ... more
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8/10
29.95/month
59.95/quarterly
No TrialPorn Jackass is the porn parody of the MTV show and movie that is demented in its own right. You can buy the DVD and watch Johnny Knoxville and pals Wee Man Acuna, Steve-O, and Ryan Dunn eat yellow snow (and hurl), snort wasabi (and hurl) and put toy ... more
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8/10
29.99/month
No TrialPorn Week Vacations is a rather unique site built around a contest that sends winners on a trip to a porn movie set, which could be anywhere in Europe, the Caribbean, or someplace really exotic, like Las Vegas ;) Winners and other guests of the site ... more
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8/10
12.00/month
24.00/quarterly
/yearly
No TrialThe simple idea of a Goth Playboy has made Suicide Girls a modern day web cult classic. Featuring rebellious young girls in artsy photos and videos, Suicide Girls portrays the punk lifestyle in all its glory. Although these girls may be too young to ... more
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7/10
17.99/month
1.00/3 Days Ltd.The domain name, Contortionist.com, conjures for us nasty thoughts of sex with women who become human pretzels. Our hope was that we’d find the ultimate contortionist porn site, maybe with professional acrobats fitting themselves into unimaginably s ... more
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7/10
14.95/month
No TrialSwinging amateur porn star Oasis has fucked over 225 of her website subscribers in the past ten years, and you could be next! If Oasis, “Queen of Exhibitionism,” aka “The Slut,” quenches your thirst, this site will sate you completely. Oasis is ve ... more
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7/10
24.95/month
No TrialSir Rodney once attended a performance by a hypnotist who induced subjects to bark like a dog, fly like a bird and hop like a monkey. Hypnogirls is the obvious porn extension, so naturally the girls (including pornstars Lisa Sparxxx, Cindy Sinx, and ... more
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7/10
FREE! FREE! FREE!
There are just not enough photos in this wonderful, imaginative and brilliantly executed portfolio site for (fully clothed) contemporary pin-up model Lana Landis to satisfy us. But it's unfair to criticize this beautiful faux nostalgia site for that, ... more
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7/10
29.95/month
5.95/3 day trialWe love this unique site but, my porn loving reader, be forewarned, this tasteful erotica is entertaining conceptual art; it's a feast for the eyes, and food for thought. In short, it is not the kind of toothsome jack-off material (JOM) usually celeb ... more
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7/10
24.95/month
19.95/30-day TrialIf these stunning blondes ain't actually from New Yawk they are the best actresses in the fucking world. PlatinumDolls of NY now offers over forty (as of 5.05) outstanding, cock-slurping, cum-drenched, original featurettes, many featuring well known ... more
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6/10
38.41/month
3.95/7 day trialIt works and it's awesome. Seriously. We howled with delight as boobs and jizz seemed to jump from our monitor. Two high-quality, original scenes and one still set show the potential of this innovation. Too bad there is still so little content. Howev ... more
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6/10
29.95/month
No TrialFrank Wank is a throwback to the days when porn movies used a "plot" to get from scene to scene and set up the action. The premise is that secret agent Frank will find movie work for talentless bimbos, whom he fucks and bilks out of the fee. As we ex ... more
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6/10
If the "Penthouse Forum" and/or naughty novels is (or was) your bag, baby, you'll never pay for it again. Here are 10,000+ stories written by professional and amateur writers of erotica, rated, ranked and organized into categories and absolutely 100% ... more
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6/10
19.95/month
39.95/quarterly
Naked News Anchors is an enigma to Sir Rodney. On one hand, what a concept! On the other hand, what are we missing? This Canadian site, which has been around for a few years and has attracted much media attention, features naked women presenting th ... more
