|Q: Who is Sir Rodney?
That is a question that is not easily answered. Sir Rodney has romanced over a hundred women, convincing them to perform curious and entertaining antics. His secret is thus: he looks into their inner souls and, like an alchemist, burns away the dross of their inhibitions, leaving the pure gold of unencumbered sexuality. Ah! The transports of delight that he gave them! And how they complained when he finally took his leave! Now, having settled down with a young wife, who serves him tea or beer as fancy takes him, he spends his days sitting before a 22" flat-panel, surfing a T1 link, fondly remembering his youth and comparing it favorably to the boisterous behaviors depicted on the Web. Such are the pleasures of the semi-retired sybarite!
Q: Why should I use this site as my porn portal?
Through great diligence, Sir Rodney has discovered the absolute best that the Web has to offer in what can only be called the "golden age of porn." It has been an arduous process, forcing him to wade through pages and pages of unimaginative drivel in the hopes of finding those rare nuggets of truly scintillating smut! On this site, he shares all that he has learned, so that you may celebrate and indulge the glory of your own unique sexuality. Furthermore, Sir Rodney's exclusive rating system will help you delve into the realm of online porn at a minimum of expense and a maximum of satisfaction. Importantly, this site also provides you, the intelligent porn consumer, with an opportunity to join in the commentary by posting your opinions.
Q: How does this site make money?
As much as Sir Rodney would love to offer his advice as a public service, the fact remains that my castle requires a certain amount of daily upkeep. We make money (a mere pittance, alas!) every time you click from this site onto a site that charges money, providing you actually buy a membership on the site in question. It is therefore clearly in Sir Rodney's interest to direct you towards sites of high quality and similarly to warn you against sites of low quality. Sir Rodney hopes that, over time, you will come to regard him as something of a kindly and slightly horny uncle, whose advice is always to be trusted, and politely ignore the fact that, every time you follow his advice, a penny or two appears in his pocket, as if by magic.
Q: Can I make a suggestion about this site?
This goes without saying! Sir Rodney's personal e-mail address is SirRodney@SirRodney.com. He is particularly interested in your ideas about which sites should be added to our list of reviews. In addition, he vastly enjoys fan mail of all fashions and flavors. Feel free to lavish praise upon him, for such messages cause him to click his heels in joy. Similarly, should you have an urge to complain, kindly use as much colorful language as possible, because then he can ignore your criticism with a clean conscience.