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    Anal Hookers is one of the many Flynt Digital products in the Hustler family of porn. Since you've almost certainly heard of Hustler before now, we won't bore you with any history. Anal Hookers is the brand that (supposedly) focuses on anal sex. In short, all of the Hustler sites are an absolute mess when it comes to delivery, but they do have some of the world's best pornography... if you can ever get to it. However, there have been some improvements here that we wanted to bring to your attention, so please read the entire writing.

    As noted, the Hustler content is among the best in the world for both beautiful nude women (raunchier than Playboy) as well as good hardcore fucking. It was a little difficult for even a pro like Rodney to tell what all was included with membership. Jumping into the Anal Hookers portal, we found that there actually isn't any special emphasis on anal porn and you basically just get the same material from the parent Hustler site. This consists of features also found in the print version, including the articles, humor, letters, and pictorials. Although there is nothing that makes this site partial to ass fucking, the Hustler label has over 100 titles that revolve around such and you can of course access them through this portal. As with the print version of Hustler, the photos are heavily produced with lots of contrast, which may or may not be to your liking. Personally, Rodney knows vaginas are pink, but never has he seen them glow neon as they seem to here.

    Access to the main Hustler site is just the tip of the condom, as you also get access to the Hustler brand of movies such as the Ben Dover series and the Deep Inside series, featuring porn stars like Julie Meadows, Chloe, Stacey Valentine, Shayla La Veaux, Nikita, and Helen Duval. These movies may actually be newer releases and can only be streamed. The main reason we wanted to join Anal Hookers (or so we thought), is that NOW you can FINALLY download all of the massive Hustler archives of material. This is a fairly new feature and is what prompted us to check it out. Here you have access to all the big titles such as Asian Fever, Cum Swappers, Desperate Housewhores, Mr. Beaver, Real College Girls, and Casting Couch.

    The Hustler web portal is a technological nightmare. It is obvious that there are too many witches spoiling this obviously expensive brew. The entire site runs on Sun Java and probably resides on a series of servers that costs more than Rodney's stately manor. With so much effort by major software developers to STOP pop-up windows, here is a site that uses nothing but. Photos can only be viewed within their applet-driven view window, which only works half the time. In addition, the developers went so far as to write their own (buggy) movie player. At this point, we still really wanted some of this name-brand porn and just mucked through it all. Dick in hand, we anxiously awaited the super-fast downloads of the high quality Hustler famous porn we were promised. Warning: DRM. The developers went through all the trouble to allow downloading of the material only to include DRM tech, which makes you enter a name and pass with every movie. So, basically, you can only watch the movies you just went to the trouble to save if you're a paying member. Even worse, the newer flicks are in widescreen and look totally distorted on Windows Media.

    But still, it was some excellent porn. Videos are broken down by legitimate scenes (usually 5), which are about 150mb for 20 minutes of viewing each. The quality is certainly better than average and the action is always hot. One nuisance was that all the videos have the same file name, like clip 1, clip 2, etc ? so when you switch videos, remember to rename them to avoid overwriting ones you've already saved.

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    In summary of Anal Hookers, Hustler exists on the web due to its established name recognition. Their presence on the Net clearly shows that the technological hand of society forced them to do business this way, as they were more than content to keep printing pages until the world ran out of either paper or pussy. Their site has become almost unusable to the average Joe Blow who only gets on "that internet place" once a week. If you are not computer-savvy, avoid it at all costs. Other than that, if you have time to do more clicking than jacking, by all means check it out, as the source material here is a motherlode of good porn.

    (Revised 4.06)

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