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Submitted by Petruchio 2005-12-16 00:00:00
Red Hot Video ?V an independent review by Petruchio
What makes a good spanking movie?
Well, for starters, it has to be a film featuring spanking! Amazingly, there are
scores of websites that bill themselves as 'spanking' sites when in fact they
feature images purely of bondage or whipping or caning, et cetera. For my own
tastes, I like to see a genuine, good, old-fashioned, bare-bottom spanking being
delivered to a wayward, wailing, wench - across a man's lap, kicking and screaming,
while the palm of his hand earnestly and decisively belabours her upturned, bouncing
bum cheeks for many minutes of sustained, well-deserved and heavy-handed
chastisement. And that's exactly what you'll see on any of the RHV movies!
To achieve the finest end result in a spanking movie production, there are several
key aspects that need to be considered. I tend to break it down into the following
six main components:
?? Technical quality
?? Subject presentation
?? Subject quality
?? Authenticity
?? Storyline and dialogue
?? Spanking duration
Technical quality ?V
This incorporates such things as the actual visual clarity of the filming, the sound
quality and the way the scene is lit. A film that is shot, using inferior equipment
and by someone who doesn't know anything about lighting and with a lot of ambient
noises that drown out the sound of the action is gong to be frustrating to watch. At
Red Hot Video, the highest quality of cameras, lighting and audio equipment is used
on each shoot.
Subject presentation ?V
It's about how the action is filmed. For example, even if one uses the best quality
kind recording equipment, the film becomes boring if shot from one angle alone. I've
seen plenty of spanking films where the action has been filmed using one camera and
set in one position throughout, so the result is to view the action from that single
perspective. Even if the action one sees is very real and genuine, the overall
quality of the result is weakened by such a technique. The guys at Red Hot Video
have developed a technique of using several fixed cameras, strategically placed
around the room, together with a further, hand-held 'roaming' camera so as to obtain
the best combination of angles and perspectives of the action.
Subject quality ?V
Well, it's about the physical appeal and attractiveness of the females being
featured. Now, I don't know about you, but seeing a forty-something year old woman,
squeezed into a schoolgirl outfit is an image I can only find, at best laughable,
not to say more than a slight disappointment. The RHV production team clearly go out
of their way to find the most exquisitely, drop-dead gorgeous young ladies one could
ever wish to see. They are of quite unsurpassable centrefold-quality, one and all.
No girl-next-door types are to be found on these movies, my friend. Believe me!
Authenticity -
Yep! Absolutely one hundred per cent, straight down the line, right on the money, no
holds barred, gold-medal standard, multi oscar-winning (or should be) authentic,
real as real can be spanking action! It's one of the many things that RHV
productions can justifiably pride themselves upon, that what you get to see is a
full-on, earnest and very, very REAL kind of spanking! I've lost count of the number
of so-called "spanking" films I've watched where the action is very obviously faked;
where the palm of hand (or whatever implement being used) is delivered with such
obvious weakness and gentility that you know beyond doubt that the action is a total
fake. Added to that, the inclusion of make-up, applied to the backside of the woman
being 'spanked' so as to create a reddening effect, invariably creates a colour
that's obviously unnatural and not at all the sort of hue that you would expect from
the results of a real spanking.
Storyline and dialogue ?V
Well, put it like this - yes, there are many full-length feature films, including
several notable classics of mainstream cinema in which a spanking scene has been
featured, but one would hardly classify these as "spanking" films. As to the genre
of spanking movies, there are those producers who like to produce a spanking movie
that features a witty or artistic storyline and a plausible set of characters and
plot, etc. In the vast majority of cases they fall flat, taking up too much viewing
time with establishing the characters and their relationships and situations, etc.
And anyone buying these films for the spanking scenes is likely to reach for the
remote so as to fast forward to the action they want to see, anyway. At RHV, I
believe they've got exactly the right approach by way of minimal dialogue. There are
only a couple of minutes of pre-amble in each sequence. Following, in each
production, their tried and tested formula of filming in a discreet motel room,
their hapless "victim" has enough time to flounce about and present herself as a
mouthy, haughty, imperious and impatient little madam who would try the patience of
a saint. Lured there for what is ostensibly a modelling photo-shoot, the girl
invariably whines and complains about the surroundings in which she's being expected
to work, behaving in a distinctly unpleasant and disparaging way towards her film
crew and, for her sins as the archetypal spoilt brat, is promptly led to a suitable
piece of furniture and thence across the spanking man's lap. It's wonderfully and
beautifully simple! And one is left in little doubt that the young lady in question
has almost certainly never before experienced the sensation of such punishment and
also, when it's finally brought to a conclusion, that it's an experience she's
unlikely to forget! Magnificent!
Spanking Duration ?V
This is yet another quite remarkable aspect to each of the films that RHV produce.
One each of their videos or DVD's, you get three separate girls featured. On every
tape or DVD you'll get to see three different young ladies. The formula is the same
in each case. There are a couple of minutes of introductory dialogue to whet your
appetite and then the spankings that follow are of truly marathon duration. I think
the shortest I ever viewed was around seven or eight minutes, but some are in excess
of twenty, with around thirteen or fourteen minutes of sustained and vigorous
spanking action being about the average. It's quite astonishing, not to mention
highly arousing, to observe! When I think of the kinds of spanking films I've
watched, in which there's seemingly endless and tedious pre-amble and so-called plot
and scene-setting and in which the spanking action featured accounts for maybe less
than five per cent of the actual duration of the film, RHV productions are most
definitely the jewel in the crown of spanking film making. It's fair to say that at
least ninety per cent of the total film time is taken up with the action you've paid
to see. And what you get to see can't be surpassed, in my own estimation.
In conclusion:
I still don't own every single RHV video, though I fully intend to purchase their
complete works eventually. The only slight criticism I would make about these movies
is that they aren't turned out, nor is their website updated, as much as I'd like to
see. When I first checked out the RHV site, I think it must have been in the spring
of 2000 and they had just released volume 13 - a collector's piece if ever there was
one! Check it out. One of the featured girls, Rhiannon, makes it worth the money for
her shoot, alone. The spanking she receives and her frantic yelling, kicking and
screaming responses to her experience make it an absolute classic spanking movie.
Other favourites of mine include Monica, featured on Volume 6. She's a delightfully
petite and beautifully pert-bottomed, raven-haired little minx whose spanking was
very much a long overdue experience and, from her reactions, something that was
vastly more uncomfortable than she'd probably bargained for! There's a sensationally
gorgeous and beautifully curvaceous girl called Hillary who features on Volume 9 and
who, despite having had her backside thoroughly seen to in that particular movie,
appears again, like a real glutton for punishment, on Volume 12. Both are in my
collection and are well worth viewing. If you're the kind of guy who enjoys
witnessing a decidedly vocal response from a young lady being spanked, then I think
you'd be hard pressed to find a more ear-drum battering example than the
slightly-built little Italian madam, Sabrina, in Volume 5. Dear God! Can this girl
screeeeam! There's a beautiful moment, right at the start, before the spanking has
actually started, when the spanking man pats her firm, ripe little cheeks and they
bounce deliciously. Looking rather more bored than apprehensive, she mono-tonally
enquires, "Is this your idea of a lap dance?" as she lies across her
disciplinarian's lap. You just know she is in need of a really sound walloping and
that's exactly what this young lady indeed receives! As I've already indicated, each
of the females featured in RHV are indeed a gorgeous site to behold, but by some
extraordinary good fortune, they seem to get better and more sensational with each
new production. I've only seen clips from and don't currently posses a copy of
Volume 19, but the sight of Julie Simone featured on this particular movie render
it one the must-have's is any spanking aficionado's collection.
RHV seem to produce a new volume to their collection at roughly six monthly
intervals. Not all their films are still yet available on both media. Video copies,
in all the world's versions of VHS video, are certainly available, but since I've
now dumped my VHS player in favour of DVD, I'm certainly waiting with baited breath
for the complete collection of what the www.bunbeatingfun.com site has to offer. In
the time that's elapsed since I first checked their website out, RHV has produced
volumes 14 through to 21. Volume 22 is tantalizingly still to be released and,
following some stills and video clips that the site has included, it promises to be
yet another sensational offering of their very finest quality work, including the
fabulously spankable Molly Winters, a short sample clip of whom is currently
available.
Gentlemen of Red Hot Video, I thank you! You have the best and most enviable job in
the world!
Petruchio !
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