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Fans of vegan porn will have to look elsewhere for x-rated cuisine. We couldn't spot a carrot anywhere on the site (maybe Bugs Bunny raided the place before we got there), nor any cucumbers, squash or other vegetables or even fruits that might satisfy a woman's erotic, meat-free lust.
The site contains almost no material besides a few decade-old streaming porn movies. Normally, the dedicated Sir Rodney would describe some the videos, girls, or the plot. At Carrot Fucking, though, we can't tell you about the girls because watching these blurry, dark streaming videos will cause blindness and no amount of carrots eaten will improve what you see. As for plots, the dialog is as garbled as a cell phone call from Uranus and the video is like watching television from behind a shower curtain. In addition to that good news, the site is a minefield of upsale traps. Carrot Fucking is a solid candidate for the hall of shame and spending a month here would be worse than hell! Consider yourself warned. (Reviewed 7.08) |
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