Contortionist.com review by Sir Rodney
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7/10
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$1.00 /3 Days Ltd.
The domain name, Contortionist.com, conjures for us nasty thoughts of sex with women who become human pretzels. Our hope was that we’d find the ultimate contortionist porn site, maybe with professional acrobats fitting themselves into unimaginably small boxes and then giving blowjobs through a gloryhole or something else unusual that would really demand our rigid attention. While this site gives us a dose of very flexible babes and gets good marks for originality and bonus material, it comes up short of landing a ’10’ on this judge’s scorecard.
Contortionist.com features girls stretching, doing the splits, putting their legs behind their heads, bending over backwards while giving blowjobs and doing other creative things that you don’t see in most everyday porn scenes. While these are not professional acrobats or contortionists, these ladies do display superior physical flexibility. Some confess that they are former gymnasts. Perhaps they failed at making the Olympic squad and, in desperation, turned to a life in the porn industry, where their skills can still be appreciated. These 31 original scenes begin with the girls seductively stretching out and demonstrating their flexibility before a stud enters the picture. The guys bend and twist them like pretzels, with a whole lot of switching of positions. Some positions are hot and creative, others seem gratuitous and do little to enhance the scene.
The site is part of the Reality Gang porn network. So, in addition to the scenes from Contortionist.com, you also get 35 additional reality sites containing over 1,500 original porn episodes; access to DVD jukebox Adult.com, with another 7,500 scenes taken from dvds; and some access to Club Jenna and a few Playboy sites. In fact, Playboy owns this whole shebang, so you’ll see Reality Gang intermixed with the Spice brand name and everything seems to be interlinked at various points.
On the technical aspects of the site, the quibbles we have are mainly with navigation and organization. When you log in, you are dumped onto a generic main network page. Throughout the site, a few too many upsell banners for our taste are interspersed with features that are included with your membership, slowing our trek down as we try to figure out which is which. Technical aspects for the movies are somewhat better. Movies range from 30 to 50 minutes each. Your options are 1280x720 WMV for download in one file or download in six-minute segments or flash for good quality streaming. Some of these files take up well over a gigabyte of space on your hard drive, so streaming may be a good option if you want to get into the action right away. A plentiful amount of screen capture photos accompany each episode and they can be downloaded in one big zip file.
Contortionist.com is a good, but not great site. We appreciate that they offer original movies, but we’d like more of them. The 3-day trial is limited, but to the site’s credit, they let you know that up front. Sir Rodney readers get a special discount on the monthly membership rate, so that’s where we suggest you start.
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