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It's Real...hardly! If the National Enquirer were a porn site, this would be it. They have a guy with a 19 inch dick; a woman with 5 nipples; a babe with 3 breasts (maybe an unemployed extra from the Star Wars cantina?); another woman with 2 vaginas; and even a chick with a tail growing out of her back. Where's Bat Boy? We didn't see him, but since the site is brand new, he may yet put in an appearance.
After watching, you might be thankful that these modern-day P.T. Barnums only give us 10 movies at this time. These dreadful flicks combine ludicrous sex acts with obvious latex, rubber, and even crayon creations. We were amazed that the performers could participate with straight faces. One girl was very proud of her huge bush, which appears to be created with a ballpoint ink pen and super glued black threads. We suggest you refrain from viewing unless you've taken mind altering mushrooms. On the purely technical side of things, the interface and site quality are good. Each of the 30-40 minute wmv videos can be dowloaded in one chunk or in three or four segments. There are ample still libraries accompanying each video, so you can see what you're getting before you download. It's Real is part of the Muffia porn network and your membership also gets you access to marginally better, and original, sister sites: Cum Fu; Molly's Life; Footville; and My Sexy Life--all of which have small video libraries at the moment. At this point, the cheap trial is full-access, however, there is no guarantee that it will be tomorrow. We’ve seen full access trials become limited overnight before. (Reviewed 10.08) |
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