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6/10
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King Dong is one of the better offerings of the new and rapidly growing Muffia network, however Sir Rodney is not ready to climb the Empire State building to join this site nor ready to go ape over the rest of the network just yet, either. King Dong is a stud with an 11 inch dick who bangs fifteen very attractive female internet vets, but the insipid back stories and the stilted, mechanical sex left us with a mushy banana.
King Dong’s acting makes J. Fred Muggs' monkeyshines seem like Academy Award material. We'd strongly prefer him to be like Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes and keep his mouth shut. The dialog is an irritant that wastes the viewer's time and is so bad it's not even laughable. The female porn models, upon seeing King Dong’s schlong, react as if they are either on drugs or as if they have just seen a horror film. The sex is mechanical, over-directed and presented like another day at the orifice. As for the King’s scepter, we don’t think John Holmes would consider it serious competition. If you were to somehow cut out the back stories, these 25-30 minute videos would be of average quality and interest. Perhaps that's damning the site with faint praise.
On the purely technical side of things, the interface and site quality are good. Each of the wmv videos can be dowloaded in one chunk or in three or four segments. There are ample still libraries accompanying each video, so you can see what you're getting before you download.
King Dong is part of the Muffia porn network and your membership also gets you access to eight somewhat average sister sites: It’s Real; Cum Fu; Footville; Maunel Uncut and a few others. In total, the network now offers over 200 movies.
At this point, the cheap King Dong trial is full-access, however, there is no guarantee that it will be tomorrow. We've seen full access trials become limited overnight before. Sir Rodney readers can sign up for a specially discounted monthly membership, as well.
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