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Perhaps the most intolerable prisons are those with invisible bars. Case in point: Lesbo Prison. Unless you've been wise enough to check with Sir Rodney first, you may find yourself caged before you can realize what has happened.
With a tantalizing name, Lesbo Prison filled us with high hopes and thoughts of sapphic bondage as the iron gate swung open and we entered. What we found inside could, at best, be called very disappointing, and should more accurately be called a complete ripoff. There were no rough bull-dykes initiating fresh, blonde, Barbie doll lookalikes into the world of desperate prison sex. No domineering lesbian prison guards performing unwanted body cavity searches. No, nothing at all like that. Our trial membership only subjected us to a minefield of upsells and other upgrade invitations which included well-hidden traps. You do get to see a list of nine named content areas that are available to monthly members. Four of these are at least lesbian-related, however, some invite you to “regenerate” your membership, others lock up or just flat out do not work, and others require downloading some suspicious codecs--we highly recommend you do not do this. Consider this review your ‘Get Out of Jail Free’ card from Sir Rodney. (Reviewed 3.09) |
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