Site Reviews > Reality Porn > Limo Patrol |
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6/10
Rodney's Monthly: 17.99 |
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Limo Patrol is a fairly self-explanatory title for this site. Based one of the oldest reality porn themes, Limo Patrol features two guys cruising around in vehicle picking up female hitchhikers for rides which “spontaneously” turn sexual. The only difference with this site is that they drive a limo instead of a minivan, which the reality porn vehicle of choice. If you think adding a limo will up your arousal factor, then climb aboard and take a ride, but the only reason we can think to join is that the site also serves as an entrance to the much bigger Reality Gang network, which comes with the membership.
Limo Patrol has 22 movies, but we can’t tell how often new ones appear. Most of these limo rides are quite long, in the 50-60 minute range. The first portion of each scene features the limo cruising around attempting to pick up passengers. Most movies feature two guys picking up a girl, but a few involve a male-female duo picking up a hot babe for a bisexual threesome. The sex parties start as the limos are driving around and usually migrate to a hotel or house later on, so it’s like each scene is actually two in one, as everyone has to get undressed and startup again. The site is part of the Reality Gang porn network. So, in addition to the scenes from Limo Patrol, you also get 35 additional reality sites containing over 1,500 original porn episodes; access to DVD jukebox Adult.com, with another 7,500 scenes taken from dvds; and some access to Club Jenna and a few Playboy sites. In fact, Playboy owns this whole shebang, so you’ll see Reality Gang intermixed with the Spice brand name and everything seems to be interlinked at various points. On the technical aspects of the site, the quibbles we have are mainly with navigation and organization. When you log in, you are dumped onto a generic main network page. Throughout the site, a few too many upsell banners for our taste are interspersed with features that are included with your membership, slowing our trek down as we try to figure out which is which. Technical aspects for the movies are somewhat better. Movies range from 30 to 50 minutes each. Your options are 1280x720 WMV for download in one file or download in six-minute segments or flash for good quality streaming. Some of these files take up well over a gigabyte of space on your hard drive, so streaming may be a good option if you want to get into the action right away. A plentiful amount of screen capture photos accompany each episode and they can be downloaded in one big zip file. Limo Patrol is a fairly average site attached to a more extensive porn network. We appreciate that they offer original movies, but we’d like more of them. The 3-day trial is limited, but to the site’s credit, they let you know that up front. Sir Rodney readers get a special discount on the monthly membership rate, so that’s where we suggest you start. (Reviewed 5.10) |
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