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    10/10

    $34.99 /month
    $84.99/quarterly

    Rodney Pick

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    Real Punting has nothing to do with football, be it American or English. Punting is, in English vernacular, the fine art of paid whoring, call girls, rent-a-cunt etc. This site is both a great reality porn site and also quite an inducement to get on a plane and visit the UK so that you can locate (addresses and phone numbers are clearly spelled out) these tarts and try out for real what you see on video. Those already in the UK can save greatly on the travel expense ;)

    This is a truly unique site and is perhaps the truest reality site on the net! Three ordinary blokes phone up a working girl after finding her ads in various sex mags. They then drive to Kent, Cornwall, or one of twenty British towns to interview, pay, and have every sex act money can buy, with often times gorgeous (sometimes much less so) prostitutes and escorts. These guys are not beginners at this and the interview and the sex looks as good and as hot as anything done on a stage set. For voyeurs like us, the thrill comes not only in watching the great oral, anal, mish (short for missionary position) and even some bondage threesomes and water sports, but in knowing that for as little as twenty to upwards of four hundred pounds we could be the john being blown or fucked.

    Many times you’ll find yourself fast forwarding through the interview (who cares if the porn star likes girls or was born in Podunk), but we found them occasionally fascinating as the girls answer the questions we are too embarrassed to ask. How did you become a slut? What do you charge to pee on someone? Will you take an enema, wear a klingon mask, smear yourself with toothpaste? Well that’s a little over the top but you see what we mean. Since this is the whore’s one minute of fame, as well as a chance to gain more clients and money, the sex following the interview is erotic, frenetic, passionate and downright filthy. Great sport that! We will certainly ring up Anna from Hull as this 30-ish, raven haired hottie takes a cock in every hole, and then looks up and asks if she can be your pee toilet girl!

    Despite the somewhat ancient-looking tour on the outside, inside the mechanics of Real Punting were nearly perfect! Download methods and speeds are abundant. Sir Rodney was blown away by the newer Hi Def flicks. 1080 by 720 constitutes full high def and these can be viewed in full screen. By all means, hook this up to your HD tele and jerk off to your cock’s content. The site is well indexed and it’s a pleasure to search for a particular tart. We have one very small wish, that the flicks could be downloaded in one segment rather than two, but we do understand that for some with a slower DSL line it would take forever to download these 30-35 minute adventures in one file.

    What else can we say about Real Punting! Great premise, torrid sex, quantity grows steadily, perfect mechanics. If we had only one true "reality” site to view, this would be it. This is one of our favorite porn sites on the web!

    (Review Updated 7.10)

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    • Submitted by
      Always Right
      2005-12-28 00:00:00
      This site is weird, I like it but it's too expensive for what you get. That aside it's not only great to watch but it?s hilarious. Jay has obviously been to so many prostitutes that he seems to think he knows it all and it's funny to watch him use the punters and party scene vocabulary and then have to explain at length what he means by CIM or mish to seasoned professionals, making all his boys club slang a waste of time. The banter is painfully lame and not at all sexy no matter how many times he goes "mmmm? the awkward bumbling start to every session is cringe worthy. If you like ?the office? this is the porn version, and jay is a skinny but well endowed David Brent. The action itself is generally good, it?s the amateur side of things, which is what I personally prefer, pornstars just bore me. That being the case it is annoying when you get a girl who?s trying to act like a pornstar rather than provide the service to her customers, all the staring into the camera and ignoring the bloke who owns the cock in her mouth just makes it all seem so fake. Thankfully it?s only a few girls who do it. The films are all very repetitive, there isn?t any exploration of the various services offered by the girls, it?s all ?I like the girlfriend experience? or for short GFE (followed by a lengthy explanation of what he really means) and it?s always blow job, ?mish? doggy then blow job and wank to cum. The pace of each film is very slow which is sometimes good, sometimes bad. He can?t seem to stay erect for more than 3 minutes, which means a lot of blow job action, but it does detract from the overall randyness of the thing when he?s the one getting the action and he?s not even hard. Watch him play with the girl?s tits and asses, he seems to have as much technique as a 16 year old boy who?s never seen a pair before. It sounds like a negative review I know but this site is great, unique content, interesting and funny (to me anyway) it?s the reasons mentioned above that makes this site so good. If jay was a sex god he wouldn?t have to pay average looking girls for average looking sex but it is a turn on to know and see that for a few quid some women will do whatever the hell you want. I recommend this site, but do I what I did, pay for one month, download the lot and cancel. It isn?t updated regularly enough to make a renewing membership worthwhile.

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