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The Best of John Holmes is a misnomer here. It doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to see that this site would be more aptly titled 'The Worst of John Holmes coupled with Bonus Access to a Network of Great Sites.'
John Holmes is one of the most famous male porn stars of all time. Most of that fame is due to his twelve inch cock. His porn career spanned the 1970s and part of the 1980s. In an era when porn stars actually tried to recite dialog, his utterings brought forth hysterical laughter.
The scenes presented here have been cut from flicks produced long before or after John almost became a household name using the alias Johnny Wadd. They are very inferior to those produced when he was the most famous cock on the block. John was not in top form and even a few clips feature John semi-limp, probably from working almost every day. Each scene shows multiple women vying for John's penetrations and poor John, not the brightest candle in the chandelier, appears confused and dazed. None of the women are recognizable as are the famous stars John normally worked with such as Seka, Marilyn Chambers, and Annette Haven.
The best part of The Best of John Holmes is that you get access to the huge Porn Access Network, which offers over 1,900 dvds worth of movies in more than 30 categories. Veteran porn fans will have most likely seen these movies, although even jaded Sir Rodney came across a few that he had never encountered before.
In conclusion, The Best of John Holmes is a poor site nestled amongst the plethora of outstanding sites within the ultra vast Porn Access Network. Those only interested in learning about John Holmes should not waste their time watching these hideous quality truncated scenes, and should instead hunt for John’s biography: a tragic story of prison, drugs and even murder.
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