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    TheDickSuckers does not flinch from its mission of mercy, to fill the mouths of beautiful young ladies to the max with man meat in these reality-style scenes. Seventy downloadable scenes, many featuring porn stars like Jamie Elle, Desire Moore, Missy Monroe, Nena Stevens, whose ample tits wave like udders beneath her plunging head, and Cherry Lane, who does a bj-hj combo while cracking wise with girlfriends. Even with a dozen or more recognizable girls here, the vest majority are underexposed, and justifiably so, but make no mistake, there are pearls among these oysters, like Nicole, a brunette slut with a tongue stud who describes herself as a dirty slut, and is. Lots of POV work, which you know is not always Sir Rodney's favorite way to watch porn.

    Herein lies the challenge, which producer-webmaster-videographer Billy Watson captures so brilliantly in his I Shoot Porn Blog. I call it "The Pornographer's Dilemma." To wit, most performers have no imagination and at best give the tools before them a rudimentary pumping. AND ? this is true, I swear ? it is hard to get male talent. It's true. Billy Watson has trouble finding guys who want to be jerked off by porn chicks for $75. Read his I Shoot Porn Blog. It is one of the best sites on the web and a MUST-have to go with this site. Anyway, back to my point (apologies for the digression) it is hard to get good girls, who make the hand job interesting, and entertain you in a sexy, funny way, for ten minutes. Most of the girls look like they are in a hot dog-eating contest rather than a "making love" to the cock in front of them. Really, it was almost enough to make Sir Rodney jump through the screen and explain to them how to do it! That said, when we discovered Nicole Parks, or when we goofed off with Cherry Lane, well that kinda makes us rethink the whole thing. There is a lot of personality here, and a lot of slag. To be sure, if you love blow jobs, especially the deep throat, choking gagging variety, you will find a lot here in almost every film, and that is our quibble. At some point, all the porn chicks, the dicks, and the gagging blends together. Not you, Nicole. You are Sir Rodney's special girl. I'm putting you in my "saved video" file so we can get better acquainted later.

    The design of The Dick Suckers is very easy to use. We have a bone to pick with the layout of 5 girls on nearly twenty pages. We like a thumbnail page which you see on most bigger sites like this. Medium-res WMPs download fast, in one to three slugs. The full screen version was none too pleasing. Ample previews are provided by numerous screen grabs (thank you!). Site is updated twice weekly.

    Extras include three substantial bonus sites, which are also reviewed here,handjob megasite Mano Job, with 90 downloadable scenes, ChelciFox.com, a solo girl softcore site with 20 movies, and No Way Am I Gay, which featues 20 (supposedly straight) solo guys masturbating. That's 200 downloadable movies, many quite hot. Nice.

    (Reviewed 2.07)

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