Yank My Plank Asian Porn Review by Sir Rodney
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Yank My Plank promises amateurs but delivers shopworn professional porn stars in badly edited scenes from not-so-recent DVDs. This is another case of a triumph of quantity over quality. The cheap trial is somewhat worthwhile but Sir Rodney wouldn't want to spend a month here. The material is so old that much never made it from VHS.
Another case of twenty pounds of sirloin left out in the summer Arizona sun: it was worth a lot a few years ago is now turned spoiled and rancid. for starters let's say the gals presented were never the cream of the crop and many were one-hit wonders. There is a ton of material here in eight vague catagories such as "Yankmyplank " (say what!), footjoblovers, and analdaughters (their spelling not ours). Under each of those headings you'll eventually discover anywhere from 150 to over 500 clips very badly edited off rather old DVDs. The sex is very Hollywood rehearsed and everyone seems to be doing nothing more than another day, another cock. Most scenes are truncated so there is little diologue; those not so severely edited feature insipid two-minute interviews made up of a patchwork of lies. Who would believe that the gorgeous and talented blonde Crystal Knight, here seen giving a great handjob, was an amateur having sex on camera for the first time (then again this material is so old maybe, wink, it's true). There are few scenes or gals that stick out in a sea of ancient mediocrity.
Mechanics are a mixed bag but mainly poor. The quality of the downloads would appear promising with 640x480 WMV but the transfers are very badly done and look like crap. It is infuriating in this day and age of high speed networks to be forced to download in six to eight sections. Three speeds are offered but the quality of 56k low quality downloads is almost unwatchable. Photos are treated even worse and the screen caps are presented in an abominable 750x500resolution. Many of the videos cannot be downloaded at all but must be streamed. Here again the one saving grace is the huge quantity of material.
YankMyPlamk Paysite Summary And User Comments
Regarding Yank My Plank extras, they are plentiful but not worth much. What at first appears to be a network of additional sites is nothing more than additional gateways to the home page. Lots of feeds are available but they're all upsells and don't look at all tasty. The ever-present third-party feeds are "usual suspects" such as ANAL ADDICTS and both content and quality is very poor indeed. Also presented is a ton of games that are old and worthless. In short, the trial is only barely acceptable for the three bucks but why spend more when this will provide you with all the content you need.
(Reviewed 7.07)
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