Q: How do the reviews work?

The process is simple. Sir Rodney (or one of his “merry gnomes”) anonymously signs on to an adult site under a trial membership, carefully examines and evaluates the contents, rating such things as the amount and quality of video content, the amount and quality of photographic content, the overall design of the site and its ease-of-use, and any special features that the site might contain. Overall, the process can take anywhere from half an hour to as much as an entire day, should Sir Rodney find the content of the site in question to be particularly diverting. As Sir Rodney’s sainted grandfather, Lord Rodney, once said: “Hey, it’s a hard job, kid, but somebody has to do it.”

Q: Are the reviews unbiased?

Sir Rodney reviews web sites based entirely upon his own opinion, without regard for any blandishments and bribes that adult webmasters might offer him. He is entirely committed to keeping these reviews as a gold standard of reliability in an all too wicked world. Even if an adult webmaster, hoping to gain his good opinion, should send twin porn starlets to wait upon Sir Rodney hand and foot, he would not blench from his duty to provide you with an unbiased opinion. Even were the twin porn starlets dressed like Britney Spears in her first video, he would remain as unmovable as a two-ton statue of a dead dog. Even should the two porn starlets – did we mention that they’re twins? – demonstrate the technique known as “the double-venus tongue-spangle” and then ask Sir Rodney to join them for an impromptu game of “Puss, Puss, where is the salami?” he would still refuse to be influenced. Seriously, the whole point of this site is to provide you with a reliable source of reliable data about porn sites. Sir Rodney is well aware that his readers are smart enough to know when they’re being sold a bill of goods.